I'm glad you're here! Here's the game plan: I'll start off with my general likes and dislikes and then go through each prompt. Some of these likes and dislikes will apply to some prompts more than others.
-A good dose of hilarity
-Wacky, silly AUs
-Elaborate, intricate world building (art version: really detailed backgrounds that make me want to dive into the picture and explore)
-Ladies hangin out and having a good time
-Ladies hangin out and having a terrible time with a lot of meta angst and ham-fisted dialogue (aka: daytime soap opera. art version: things that look like bad romance novel covers)
I pretty much like everything! I don't have a single trigger or filter, so if you think gore horror porn would really fit a certain prompt go right ahead.
-Cherubs (No Calliope or Calliborn, please! I'm sorry!)
-Gamzee, fuck that guy
Onto the prompts!
JADE/VRISKA HEAVY METAL BAND AU
These two don't have to be in a relationship (they can be best buds if you feel like it would work better) but I really want to see them shreddin' six strings and tearing shit up on the concert circuit (or in their mom's basement, if they're trying to make it big). Does Vriska do screamo? Does Jade play electric flute or bass guitar? Are they really into viking imagery? Are they like Gwar? Are Vriska and Jade a famous power metal duo in the 80s with legendary manes that cascade down their backs in a shimmer of body glitter? Pretty much everything is up to you! Here's a list of heavy metal types for your perusal.
Jade has a sidequest on her planet! The more elaborate the sidequest, the better (Does she have to explore an ancient temple buried underneath the volcano? Does she have to do a fetch quest involving three gems scattered at different shrines around her world?) I want this to be an action/adventure piece, mainly. I would strongly prefer it if Dave, Karkat, and John were not involved AT ALL in the work (if she's to talk to anyone, let it be Rose or Kanaya! Or another cool lady). I'd like this to be canon compliant, so either set it during the game before/after Dave and her went frog hunting, or post-game while she's on the battleship.
ANYONE, CLOTHING PORN
Kind of a weird prompt, but I want a piece where one or multiple of the Homestuck ladies looks HOT. Not like, pornographic hot, but "well put together" hot. Think Esther Quek. Really well tailored, really sure of themselves, etc etc. Doesn't have to all be pantsuits either, it could be Rose Lalonde wandering around in perfect flowing black dresses for all I care. You can pick any of the ladies for this, and can have any relationship you want (I have no particular ladyship notps or otps so you have full creative freedom!) As far as plot goes, if you're doing a fic/comic, feel free to pick anything from Roxy dominating the IT department at a huge company in a pristine wardrobe to Feferi decorating herself in preparation for her coronation as empress.
VRISKA/TEREZI RELIGION AU
This is it, this is the hardest prompt I could think of. Godspeed to you if you fill this.
I want Vriska and Terezi to be Really. Into. a religion. And then they fall in love but, oh no! They cannot be in love because their duties/religion/whatever forbid it! Whatever religion/era you choose is up to you (tread lightly though, don't pick a scenario that would stomp all over someone's legitimate beliefs). Are they middle aged Lutheran grandmas who compete for the best jello salads? Are they Sea Org officers in Scientology? Are they nuns in the 1600s who have secret lesbian sex? Are they eighth graders out to make the BEST coven ever? Are they staunchly atheist lady-neckbeard redditors (shh, it counts)?
Thanks for taking the time to write/draw/whatever for me! I will definitely appreciate whatever you make, as long as you put your heart into it! I will probably not be on alert the day Ladystuck works become live, so don't fret if I don't comment right away.
See you in January,